Sixteen Hours Ago It Was Thursday Night
Mar. 23rd, 2007 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bowtrunckle*flails wildy* OMG. I think my ovaries exploded. Who SAW it/them/thingy last night?
For those of you who don't know, last night the world record for the most women (and some men) simultaneously fainting was established. Then ten minutes later, the world record for the most women (and probably some men) bawling their eyes out was broken. Sera Gamble and Eric Kripke are trying to give the world a heart attack with all the *guh* lovelieness and then drown the survivors with their teary melodrama and angst. Damn them. I love them.
What ... to ... say ... besides: SupernaturalistheprettiestshowI'veeverseen. Self explanatory pictures:
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bellanut
*breathes and struggles to use the upstairs brain*
OK, I'm recovered. Honesty, though, I found most of the episode pretty gaggy ... as in expository blahness gaggy and painful, cheesy dialogue upchuckedness. There was a HUGE swallow-the-universe-whole plot hole that had me wondering what Sera Gamble was thinking. Her episodes are usually good - what happened? Perhaps she too was overcome with the *guh* general drooly anticipation of a shirtless Sammeh and the writer part of her brain forgot about continuity and the fact a werewolf who apparently has no control over themselves conveniently didn't succumb to their lycanthropy for just ONE night? Dean's explanation "Maybe she needs to be asleep to change" was a lame attempt to cover the hole, totally inadequate, like trying to Seran Wrap the Grand Canyon shut. The night Madison turned and attacked Sam she was awake and tied to a chair with rubber bands, doofus. Writers please don't let this happen again.
Sammeh needs to get serious with a pair of pruning sheers. Hair too long, too long, too long ... emobangs can only be so long before they get annoying. I can now discern Sammeh's emotional state just by the contours of his forehead. That is just wrong.
And someone please tell me I didn't see a lit fireplace during "the scene". *cries* Please someone stop the decent into the pit of over-used-and-horrible-cliches! I guess Sammeh just stopped mid-snog, shirtless and all and said, "Hey, Madison, I'm going to show-off my Boy Scout talents by making a roaring fire in your bedroom fireplace before we make psychic and potentially evil werepuppy babies." I also suppose he went out into the forest and chopped down a tree for firewood and kindling. Then he probably knit her a scarf and made her french toast and bacon because according to the montage with a breakneck fast-forward in time, they had all day. Or maybe they just stayed up against the wall like that for about ten hours and the logs in the fireplace spontaneously burst into flame because of all the hotness. Or maybe it's feasible after year and a half of no nookie, Sammeh was overly enthusiastic or something (right, Sera?). There was an awful lot of biting. Perhaps an attempt to foreshadow the fact that Madison was still harboring her inner canine? *snort* Or maybe they forgot to take a break to eat between all of the wood chopping, fire building, and wall hugging and were slightly famished (Here, let me chew on your yummy neck, ear, lip for some much needed nourishment)? *big eyes* I find myself wishing that it was Sarah (remember her?) and not Madison (honestly, who dumps their underwear on their kitchen table in front of a stranger?) for I felt there could've been more chemistry rather than just frantic groping. At least Sarah gave Sam real goo-goo eyes and actually SMILED at him. Madison was as animated as a stone.
LOL. OK. I'm offically mean. Ten lashes with a wet noodle.
But the humor was pretty good. Dean was in full form: "Dog Whisperer", always being the scissors, his hand pump. Sam watching All My Children! *sniggers*
However, the saving grace was ... hehem ... the scenery and the last two minutes of the show. I will overlook every nitpicky pet peeve of mine just for those last two minutes. OMG, Queensryche Silent Lucidity! OMG, the boys crying for real. OMG, "Please. Just wait here." OMG, angst to the bizillionth degree. OMG, poor tortured Sam who just can't catch a break. OMG, big brother Dean who is all protective. OMG, I am such an uncontrollable spaz when it comes to this show! *flops into a limp puddle on the floor* Someone needs to save me. Sammeh? Hehe.
Don't worry, my husband is aware of my amour with this show. He watches it with me and hides behind a pillow when he gets scared and then laughs when it crosses into Supercheeseyland. That's love. :)
The next new episode looks to be tongue 'n cheek with the boys on the CW lot in LA investigating some Hollywook haunting. Apparently, Sam trash talks the show "Gilmore Girls". *dies laughing* At least the writers have a sense of humor. I wonder how they're going to negotiate the emotional gamut from stare-at-the-TV-with-your-mouth-hanging-down-around-your-ankles angst to silliness. Maybe the boys will get amnesia. *snort*
Here are links where you can watch The Whole THING or you can watch the last (slightly better) Six Minutes of ANGST and UBER-MELODRAMA (just fast forward to the last two minutes).
For those of you who don't know, last night the world record for the most women (and some men) simultaneously fainting was established. Then ten minutes later, the world record for the most women (and probably some men) bawling their eyes out was broken. Sera Gamble and Eric Kripke are trying to give the world a heart attack with all the *guh* lovelieness and then drown the survivors with their teary melodrama and angst. Damn them. I love them.
What ... to ... say ... besides: SupernaturalistheprettiestshowI'veeverseen. Self explanatory pictures:
Screencaps from
bellanut*breathes and struggles to use the upstairs brain*
OK, I'm recovered. Honesty, though, I found most of the episode pretty gaggy ... as in expository blahness gaggy and painful, cheesy dialogue upchuckedness. There was a HUGE swallow-the-universe-whole plot hole that had me wondering what Sera Gamble was thinking. Her episodes are usually good - what happened? Perhaps she too was overcome with the *guh* general drooly anticipation of a shirtless Sammeh and the writer part of her brain forgot about continuity and the fact a werewolf who apparently has no control over themselves conveniently didn't succumb to their lycanthropy for just ONE night? Dean's explanation "Maybe she needs to be asleep to change" was a lame attempt to cover the hole, totally inadequate, like trying to Seran Wrap the Grand Canyon shut. The night Madison turned and attacked Sam she was awake and tied to a chair with rubber bands, doofus. Writers please don't let this happen again.
Sammeh needs to get serious with a pair of pruning sheers. Hair too long, too long, too long ... emobangs can only be so long before they get annoying. I can now discern Sammeh's emotional state just by the contours of his forehead. That is just wrong.
And someone please tell me I didn't see a lit fireplace during "the scene". *cries* Please someone stop the decent into the pit of over-used-and-horrible-cliches! I guess Sammeh just stopped mid-snog, shirtless and all and said, "Hey, Madison, I'm going to show-off my Boy Scout talents by making a roaring fire in your bedroom fireplace before we make psychic and potentially evil werepuppy babies." I also suppose he went out into the forest and chopped down a tree for firewood and kindling. Then he probably knit her a scarf and made her french toast and bacon because according to the montage with a breakneck fast-forward in time, they had all day. Or maybe they just stayed up against the wall like that for about ten hours and the logs in the fireplace spontaneously burst into flame because of all the hotness. Or maybe it's feasible after year and a half of no nookie, Sammeh was overly enthusiastic or something (right, Sera?). There was an awful lot of biting. Perhaps an attempt to foreshadow the fact that Madison was still harboring her inner canine? *snort* Or maybe they forgot to take a break to eat between all of the wood chopping, fire building, and wall hugging and were slightly famished (Here, let me chew on your yummy neck, ear, lip for some much needed nourishment)? *big eyes* I find myself wishing that it was Sarah (remember her?) and not Madison (honestly, who dumps their underwear on their kitchen table in front of a stranger?) for I felt there could've been more chemistry rather than just frantic groping. At least Sarah gave Sam real goo-goo eyes and actually SMILED at him. Madison was as animated as a stone.
LOL. OK. I'm offically mean. Ten lashes with a wet noodle.
But the humor was pretty good. Dean was in full form: "Dog Whisperer", always being the scissors, his hand pump. Sam watching All My Children! *sniggers*
However, the saving grace was ... hehem ... the scenery and the last two minutes of the show. I will overlook every nitpicky pet peeve of mine just for those last two minutes. OMG, Queensryche Silent Lucidity! OMG, the boys crying for real. OMG, "Please. Just wait here." OMG, angst to the bizillionth degree. OMG, poor tortured Sam who just can't catch a break. OMG, big brother Dean who is all protective. OMG, I am such an uncontrollable spaz when it comes to this show! *flops into a limp puddle on the floor* Someone needs to save me. Sammeh? Hehe.
Don't worry, my husband is aware of my amour with this show. He watches it with me and hides behind a pillow when he gets scared and then laughs when it crosses into Supercheeseyland. That's love. :)
The next new episode looks to be tongue 'n cheek with the boys on the CW lot in LA investigating some Hollywook haunting. Apparently, Sam trash talks the show "Gilmore Girls". *dies laughing* At least the writers have a sense of humor. I wonder how they're going to negotiate the emotional gamut from stare-at-the-TV-with-your-mouth-hanging-down-around-your-ankles angst to silliness. Maybe the boys will get amnesia. *snort*
Here are links where you can watch The Whole THING or you can watch the last (slightly better) Six Minutes of ANGST and UBER-MELODRAMA (just fast forward to the last two minutes).
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Date: 2007-03-24 12:41 am (UTC)........*dies laughing hysterically!!!* aaaaaaahahahahaha!! honestly, i did the same thing "where the hell did the fireplace come from!?!?!" who lit it!? did they stop mid-sex and be like "omg we should TOTALLY start a fire"!?!? and uh, that wasn't "Crazy hott sex".....nope, sorry. c'mere Sammy, i'll SHOW you what "Crazy, hott sex" is! honestly.....if they stayed against the wall, it would have been hotter. although, the love-bites by Sam were kinda nice. always knew he was a freak in the bedroom.
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Date: 2007-03-24 02:53 am (UTC)Hehe ... "Crazy, hott sex." You go!
Well, apparently it's the nice, quiet, good boys who are the ... um ... most exciting if you know what I mean. And Sammeh is a very nice and quiet, mostly good boy most of the time (when he's not possessed by a demon and beating Dean up or having visions or lighting fires in fireplaces). ;) Yes, he is quite a freakish freaky freak, isn't he? Now I have another excuse to use my *gah* Sammy icon! *throws confetti*
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Date: 2007-03-24 01:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-24 03:02 am (UTC)Oh darn, it looks like I have to use my bicep icon again. *sigh* Such a travesty.
How hopeless am I? XD
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Date: 2007-03-24 02:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-24 03:06 am (UTC)Whoa, did you make that for me?!?! *looks around to see if anyone is watching and presses "save picture as"* If so, I will hog it. If not, I will hog it anyway.
Teehee. :)
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Date: 2007-03-24 01:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-24 08:27 pm (UTC)The only things is *looks bashful* is that I can't upload it into my userpics because it's a bitmap file. It won't open in Photoshop or Illustrator so I can't convert it to a JPEG/GIF/PNG. I'm really hopeless at these things. Could you tell me how to convert the file please?
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Date: 2007-03-24 08:48 pm (UTC)Sorry! I had saved the first one as a png file *blushes*
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Date: 2007-03-25 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-25 03:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-25 01:14 pm (UTC)